definitely yanked this from GlamourWhore.
So what, i'm unoriginal skanking lame-o.
bite me?


[X] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[X] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[X (vomited)] i have choked on my own spit.

[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] i have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] ive caught myself drooling.

[x] ive accidentally caused an explosion.

[ ] if someone says the word "fart," i cant help but laugh.

[x] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.

[ ] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] people often tell me to use my "inside voice."

[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk. (this question is grammatically stupid LOL)

[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk.[Is it possible to run into a golfcart tire? Theyre like..a foot in diameter.]

[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] i accidentally break a lot of things.

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[x (with?)] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[ ] i move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.


Total score: 20

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm (YOUR PERCENTAGE HERE)% stupid"

60% ? explains why i should be doing my GOLIATH of a questions packet for The Great Gatsby. good book, lame homework.

i've been back at school for two days, and i have in now way recovered from winter break. i've fallen asleep in every single class. i've zoned out for huge chunks of the day. i've trailed off in mid-sentence eleven times, and counting. proof that either we shouldn't start school back, or that i'm just not mentally ready for all these shenanigans to get rolling again.

it's cold. and by cold, i mean, 45 degrees. poop.
:'[
more art. ever?
dunno. later/peace.